Where The Avengers Should Go To Law School

By Jessi Stickel on March 8, 2016

If you are a Marvel Comics fan, you’ve probably heard and obsessed over the superhero group called The Avengers: all the best superheros teaming up as one to fight against all odds, including Iron Man, Captain America, The Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye.

Some moments in college make you feel like a superhero, like surviving crazy professors and kicking butt on that final exam! However, when you are in law school, you feel even more like a superhero.

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Here is where the Avenger superheros should go to law school and how they will survive the challenges of being a law student.

Iron Man: Harvard Law

Harvard Law School has an approximate acceptance rate of 15 percent, and Iron Man (Tony Stark) is practically a genus with all of his technical inventions in his basement. Plus, have you seen the man’s house?

Stark can definitely afford to go to Harvard. He can even walk around in the Iron Man suit and easily be the coolest student on campus! Iron Man’s secret to success is flying from class to class across campus, making sure he’s on time and gets a front row seat.

Captain America: Georgetown Law

What a better place for Captain America to attend law school than in the capital of the country, Washington, D.C.? Georgetown Law would be lucky to have Captain America (Steve Rogers) as a law student.

Not only would he be a kick-ass law student, but in his free time he can protect the President, considering the White House is just around the corner. Captain America’s secret to success as a law student is using his shield to ward off his friends’ peer-pressure to go out when he needs to study.

The Hulk: New York Law

Who wouldn’t love to see the Hulk wearing a suit in a courtroom?! If the Hulk were ever to go to law school he would probably go to New York Law. There are so many different types of people in New York that no one would look twice if he happened to be walking down the street fully Hulked-out!

He could be himself and not have to worry about getting angry whenever he has to pull an all-nighter studying for exams. The Hulk’s secret to success as a law student is to use his super strength to carry all his heavy law books around campus at once.

Thor: Berkeley Law

Although Thor seems really tough and intimidating, if he were a law student, he would definitely go to Berkley Law in California. When he isn’t in class or studying, Thor will ditch the cape and armor, trade his hammer for a surfboard and catch some waves on the west coast!

Let’s be real, he totally has the surfer, beach-bum hair. Thor’s secret to being a great law student is to alter the weather, so it is always sunny out when he is walking to class.

Black Widow: Yale Law

It would be typical Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) to show the Avenger boys up and get into the No. 1 ranked law school: Yale Law. For those who do not know, Yale Law has a low 9 percent acceptance rate.

Natasha would be a great law student because she’s clever, and with her ninja-like skills she can easily slip in and out of class unnoticed … when she needs to take care of superhero business, of course! Black Widow’s secret to success as a law student is using her hypnosis powers to keep the library open 24 hours in order to study for her final exams.

Hawkeye: Penn State Law

Hawkeye (Clint Barton) is one of the most unique superheros in the Avengers because he is not the typical hero, he’s just a normal guy fighting for what’s right. Going to school in Pennsylvania would make him feel at home and he would be free to practice his mad archery skills whenever he pleased.

Hawkeye would fight the law until day’s end; however, I am not sure how Clint will react to them trying to confiscate his bow and arrow before entering the courtroom. Hawkeye’s clever secret to being an outstanding law student at Penn State is using his great eye focus from his archery skills to see the board in class, even from the back row.

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